You might have read in a previous blog something about me
being on the “No Fly List”. You might
have thought I was using poetic license in a blog. I am sorry that
was not the case. Apparently this
Irishman was Public Enemy #...well, they never actually gave me a number. I guess you can just call me Osama
McLadin, the Irish terrorist…or maybe that’s just the new falafel burger at Mickey
D’s.
The Nation was only a few years removed from 9/11…and we
still did not know how to deal with it.
At the time, Homeland Security devised a delightfully colorful chart
that would do Crayola proud. This
was a Garanimal type chart to match color to your level of fear…Honey, it’s, Red
today…should I wear my ‘world might come to an end” loafers?
It all started innocently enough. In April of 2004, I was convinced by my Wife to Be to
finally leave North America and hop across the pond. England would be our destination. We arrived at the airport early...and
we would need every minute. I was
tagged to go through a “special” screening. While not looking like a 9/11 terrorist, I do however look
very Irish. I was heading to
England…for the first time and with a new passport…I felt some profiling might be
going on. Security was polite but
unprepared. There was more sitting
than searching. After an
hour passed, Deputy Droopy Dog’s more lethargic littermate approached us. He opened our luggage and went through
it methodically. I could almost
hear him count…Aaa one pair of pants, Aaa two pair of pants…and so on. Finally he wrapped up his search and we
were on our way. After our
travels, I chalked it up to a random event…and didn’t give it much thought
(especially with what happened on the flight home – a blog for another day).
My airport adventures would continue. It wasn’t until a few years later that this “No Fly List” would
be scrapped. Seems another popular
pseudonym… Edward Moore Kennedy …popped up on the list. A gentleman with that name was dragged
out of the line and subsequently searched…and boy was Senator TED Kennedy pissed.
Homeland Security eventually came up with new ways to make
us feel “safe”. The “No Fly List” and
the red phones gave way to a revamped TSA and removing loafers. All of which had left me feeling a little Blue…
And according to their color chart, that meant I had nothing
to worry about.
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