Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Oh Crap

Oh Crap


Recently Donald Trump ended a five-year impasse on building a catering hall and restaurant at Jones Beach.  The developer will invest more than $24 million to build the facility in Wantagh, LI.  It will include a restaurant for 400 and catering areas that could accommodate up to 1,250 guests.  He will be given a 40-year lease.  The deal was held up due to the basement Trump wanted to build and the state balked because it was a flood zone.  Yeah, I am not buying that.  It seems the state found a loophole until the proper palms could be greased.  The Donald now has a foothold on the beaches of Nassau County.  Can gambling be far behind?

gam·ble
v. gam·bled, gam·bling, gam·bles
1. To bet on an uncertain outcome, as of a contest.
2. To play a game of chance for stakes.
3. To take a risk in the hope of gaining an advantage or a benefit.
4. To engage in reckless or hazardous behavior

There are many diversions that are provided to the masses by the 1%.  Their favorite is pitting us against each other instead of rising up against them.  I urge people to watch C-SPAN instead of FOX or MSNBC.  Make an informed decision for yourself, don’t be told what to think.  But that is a blog for another day.  When not causing dissention between the lower ranks, the 1% provides us with gambling.  And when it comes to gambling, Trump trumps them all.  Remember the house ALWAYS wins…that is why he is part of the 1%.  The game is forever in his favor.

In my 20’s I spent way too much time with these distractions…and gambling was among them.  Maybe that is why I am not part of the 1%.  We would frequent the casinos in Atlantic City.  During that period in my life I spent a lot of time in South Jersey…and AC was only a short drive away.  Surprisingly I did very well.  My college buddy was always lucky so I would back him when he was the shooter in craps.  One time when our game changed to roulette he got even hotter.  With his system, he hit 9 out of 10 roulette numbers.  A little TOO hot for the Casino’s liking…the pit boss closed the table.  No matter, we would stay in the casino until the 5am closing.

In the early 90's, one of my trips to Atlantic City was part of a bachelor party.  This consisted of high school friends so my college companion would not be attending.  I could not ride his craps coat tails.  We arrived at Trump Castle with our large group late Saturday afternoon.  We checked in and split into two groups.  One went straight to the casino, the other off for some “entertainment” and dinner.  I was in the latter.  The second group obviously did not contain the hard-core gamblers.  Many were surprised I joined them.  I figured I could always gamble later since the casino was open until 5am.  As it approached midnight, two of us broke off from the pack.  We headed to the casino to see if we could find the others, but to no avail.  No big deal…we just hit the tables.  Black Jack was my friend’s choice that night.  I indulged in any game of chance so I joined him.  For the next two hours my friend continually cashed in, while I stayed around even.  Waitresses filled us with alcohol as we either hit or held.   After a dealer change my friend checked his watch and it was a little after 2am.  He was wobbly and winning so he was calling it a night.  I headed back up to the rooms with him, but no others from our crew had returned.  Not tired, I was off to the casino on my own.

Craps is a quick game, and a quicker way to lose money…but it was my game of choice.  I was able to join one of the only two craps tables left open at that point.  The dice had just passed my spot, so it would be a while before I was the shooter.  It was quite the eclectic group since it was the last remaining diehards.  As I was waiting for my turn, the waitress proceeded to bring me non-stop beers.  The 1% like the masses to gamble drunk, it increases their odds even more.  Surprisingly, when it came my time with the dice, I got on my own roll.  If you are not familiar with craps, if you don’t roll a 2, 3, 7, 11 or 12 on your initial roll, you can keep on rolling until you hit your original roll, which is your “point”…or a 7, in which you crap out…literally.  There are many ways to win, but I am just covering making your “point”.  While you try and make your “point” there are other ways to make money on each roll as long as you don’t “crap” out.  My rolling lasted for over an hour.  Whoever was left in the casino gathered around our table…like moths to a flame.  As my rolling continued I got cocky…that comes easy when you have been drinking for several hours.  I took center stage and enjoyed the spotlight.  I proclaimed I could roll all night without crapping out.  It was then a gentlemanly Texan said, “Son, I know you are on a roll, but can you please just hit the point.”  In my continued cockiness I faked pretending it had been so long that I did not even remember the “point” number.  He informed me sarcastically it was a six.  I responded to him if he would like me to roll a “hard” six (which is two threes and can pay out even more).  He lifted his 10-gallon hat back on his head and said, “Shoot Son, I’d LOVE a hard six”.  I announced to the gathered crowd, “A hard six for the gentleman from Texas”.  I rolled away never looking at the dice, my eyes affixed upon the Texan.  The crowd roared and I knew the outcome.  Two threes.  The Texan smiled and just shook his head in disbelief.  I eventually crapped out and my shooting time passed.  The Texan waited until it was my turn again, to see if I could catch lightning in a bottle twice.  But before I knew it I crapped out on my second chance.  I apologized to the Texan that I could not repeat my previous performance.  He responded as he gathered his gains to go, “Son, your last roll made me a whole ton of money.”  With that, he tossed me a few hundred dollar chips and was off.

The crowd dissipated since the excitement now dwindled.  Soon I noticed I was the only one at the table.  But that would not deter me.  The waitress continued to bring me my beer which now sat alone upon her tray.  I apologized to the workers for keeping them up.  They reminded me they had to be there anyway.  I figured I would gamble until close and then head back up to the room.  I threw chips down for the dealers so they could gamble along with me since I was the only shooter.  After some time had passed the table began to fill back up.  A buzz began to gain momentum in the casino.  I noticed my beer was now kept company on the tray with a group of coffees.  All I could think was what lightweights!  However, I was glad to finally have some company and new rollers.  It was at this point the gang from the first group finally found me.  They inquired, “Have you been here all night?”  I nodded yes and said I can’t wait until they close at 5am so I can catch a nap.  A puzzled look and one of them responded, “Dude…its 10am!”

Monday morning I was still wondering why the casino never closed.  It was not until later that day when I was reading the NY Post that I would find out.  It seems Trump Castle instituted a pilot program to keep casinos open all night long.  They would be the first to try it and chose that previous Saturday night to start.  There were many opponents.  The argument was that the addicted gambler needed a cutoff time.  With no windows or clocks in the casino, there is no way to know what time it is without a watch (no cell phones back then!).  The addicted gambler would never know when it was time to go home and would continue gambling.  You could see why casinos would like this.

In the article the reporter went on to write about his observations from that Saturday night.  He told a story of a lone gambler, one who solitary stood at the craps table long after all had left.  He went on to describe that individual and his evening in detail.  I didn't need to continue.

I had already lived the whole story.

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